YOU VOTED- HERE ARE THE THREE FICS OF THE WEEK!!

Puddle Jumping by 107yearoldvirgin

 To know the ending, you must start at the beginning. I'm Isabella Marie Swan. Eighteen years old. Senior. Short in stature. Skinny fat. Brown hair and eyes. And this is my story. It's not your run of the mill fairy tale. ExB - AH - M

Love Like Winter by MandyLeigh87

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind...For who could ever learn to love a beast? B/E Inspired by Beauty and the Beast AH

 Vines by FL95

After years of running away, Edward Cullen finds himself back at his family's Napa Valley vineyard. What should have been a short trip & quick sell of an old run down crop turns into one of the hardest decisions he never thought he'd have to make. AH, BxE

 

WE ARE PLEASED TO SERVE YOU WITH THREE FRESH FLAVORS OF FICTIONADE,

ENJOY!!

Missing Votes?

If you've been keeping up with the poll this week, you probably noticed half of the votes are missing as of this afternoon. Last night the total vote count was 106 and the bottom three fics were in the lead. Today I

logged in and found the total votes to be 56.  I knew that wasn't right so I opened up a new browser and reloaded the blog.  The total votes were down to 52.

I'm not sure what was going on or is going on with it but it seems to be counting up again.

I apologize to everyone that is featured in the poll and everyone that took the time to vote. I'm hoping it is just a glitch and will be right again by the time voting ends on Saturday at 4:00 pm EST.

Thanks so much to all TLS followers!

Trixie Traci's Tuesday Fic Recs

A NOTE FROM TRIXIE TRACI

Here are a few under the radar fics with the TrixieTraci seal of approval

Pigtails by Tenley Einde 

 "I just don't want this to be over. I know it should be. Hell, I just gave you a list of reasons why I should walk away." Will he give in to her teasing ways, or will he take the advice of a friend,

"Just one word, E. Jailbait."? AH/OOC/BxE

So, you should know my FAVE type of story is older Edward/ younger Bella. I feel like such a pedo, but obviously I'm not the only one, haha. This one is REALLY pushing it because Bella is only sixteen and Edward is twenty nine. It's really interesting & well written, though.

Bella's a good kid, if not something of a Lolita. ;)

Leading Lady by EllTeeEm

 Bella wants to get under Edward by being at the top of his class. Can she win his love and the starring role?

 Another older Edward /younger Bella story. Bella is a student and Edward is her teacher.
 I think it's really well written and doesn't have nearly enough reviews. The author posts outfits for each chapter on her blog (which is listed on her profile) and I just DIE every time I see Edward's outfits.

I can SO picture him wearing them, all casually professional and HOT.

Forbidden Attraction by SunshineGal3

At eighteen, Bella Swan has the world at her fingertips. She has the perfect
boyfriend, amazing friends, and a scholarship to her first choice
college. Everything she thinks she knows about life will be challenged when

an older man comes into her world.

 This is angsty and you will wonder HOW the f**k Bella can be so naive.

The older guy is James and he's obviously a master manipulator.

Peaches by hyacinthgirl18 

 Though they'd been lab partners all year, Bella and Edward had yet to study the chemical connection between themselves. A brief but intense encounter changes everything before they separate, though. Plot Bunny Contest Entry. M for fruity situations.

 Awesome 3 shot if you want something sort of quick to read. Amazingly written. 

POLL IS UP- GETCHO VOTE ON!

SORRY ABOUT THE SHA LA LA WITH THE POLL EARLIER. I THINK I SHA LA FIXED IT. PAW IS ON MY MIND AGAIN, SO I'MA THROW MY THOUGHTS OF HIM BELOW. AGAIN, THANKS FOR VOTING EVERYONE!!! AND TO ALL MY TLS LADIES- I *DRAWS HEART WITH FINGERS* YOU

DEAR PunkAssWard,

ON THE MENU THIS WEEK:

YOU VOTED AND HERE ARE THE WINNERS OF FICS OF THE WEEK AT TLS THIS WEEK: IF YOU AREN'T ALREADY READING THESE, GET OUT YOUR TR LISTS, YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS ANY OF THESE

We Were Here by Lola-Pops

Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.

Blinkie above created by Betti Gefecht. Her talent blows me away.

The Sun by AstonMartinVanquish



After a whirlwind romance in New York with banker Edward that ended badly...Bella and Edwards paths cross again four years later..., but this time they both have secrets to share!"

Under the Boardwalk a collaberation by MegUhbot and Robicorn

With the summer brings new people, and with the fall, an empty space they once were. See what happens when Bella meets Edward and one harmless lie turns thier world upside down. Taboo/Teacher student. lemons. Be warned.

Props to Betti Gefecht for the vanquish blinkie. The lady has mad skills. you should check out her blog and her story Little Green and Easybella.

Everything's Bigger In Texas

Today I'm celebrating Non-Canon Pairings and I'll throw in some Canon as well :)

I'll start off with Jasper/Bella

Insecurities by James Ramsey

Suddenly I realized the family had it wrong. I had it wrong. Jasper was not attacking me and Edward was not protecting me. AU OOC Rated M to be safe - My first story - WINNER of two 'Everything's Bigger In Texas' Awards

Emmett/Bella

Just Like You by Irenella Courmett

Emmett is a carefree, fun guy with a trust fund. Bella is a young college student with a bright future. A one night stand has consequences they don't expect or are prepared for. AH. Rated M.

Just Like You by Irenella Courmet is a favorite of mine despite any spelling errors.  I remember the summer that this story posted and I couldn't get enough of it. Waiting for updates was truly agonizing for this one.

Carlisle/Bella

Dinnertime by GiveUsAKiss413

I needed to be seen." How low can someone go to feel clean lines and order? How much can someone take just because he can? Lemons, no sugar. Bella/Carlisle, of course. Just because it's funny doesn't mean it's fluff. Sex and breakdowns. No surface.

Have a favorite Non-Canon rec? Leave a comment with a link and we'll check it out!

Shout goes to Betti Gefecht for her crazy banner, blinkie, blogger, musical and writing skills. The woman is crazy talented. She has some great stories on ffn as well. I've posted a teaser to her story Little Green and Easybella below.

(BELLA)

"It feels weird being divorced, doesn't it?"

That word, mercilessly catapulted from his lips, ricochets off the marble walls in the stairway like a bullet. And when the projectile finally hits it really hurts. Divorced!

It's official; we signed the papers this morning. Why does it sting so much to hear him say it out loud? Why now, after months (years?) of acquainting myself with the idea of getting... divorced?

"Bella...?"

I don't need to look up at him. I can tell from the oh so familiar sound of his voice that he's going to apologize for the umpteenth time, and I know I can't stand it. I just can't.

"I'm ok. It just does feel weird, you're right." There's no way the smile I'm forcing onto my face reaches my eyes. It's just sad, but he buys it anyway; like he used to do... always. That is even sadder, and I want to cry. Like fucking now. Of course I don't.

"Friends, right? Bells?"

I pull him into a hug, that brother-sister kind of hug we have made a habit of.

"Friends for ever, promise!" I want to cry. Badly.

"I love you, baby." He kisses the top of my head, and it's like I'm slowly coming apart, disintegrating into my atomic components. It feels unreal. He lets go of me and takes a step back. "I want to thank you, you know... for everything. I know I gave you a hard time. You deserve so much better, and-"

I quickly cut in before I lose my shit completely, "It's ok. I'm ok."

I will cry later.

"Just... thank you." His voice is barely above a whisper. The uncomfortable silence that follows is something new between us, and suddenly all I can think of is that I want him to go, so this torture will come to an end. Finally he speaks again, "You sure about the car?"

No I'm not sure about the car or the house or you and me or anything just take it and leave so I can finally crash and mourn the loss of my marriage and my best friend and any idea of what to do with my life without you...

"Yes, I am. We've been over that a hundred times. I really don't need a car, but you do."

I shrug, grimacing in an attempt to muster another assuring smile. His answering smile is genuine; he believes me so easily. The tiny nutshell he lives in rearranges itself to his liking; in his own little world, everything is in perfect order again. And I envy him.

I would like to add that my bff has texted me all morning with musings about the fic that's pwning her right now ---> Eight Days a Week by 107yearoldvirgin

VOTING FOR FICTIONADE FLAVORS OF THE WEEK IS ALMOST OVER!! NEW FLAVORS WILL BE POSTED TOMORROW!! 

THANK YOU SO MUCH TO ALL OF OUR NEW FOLLOWERS! AND THANKS TO THE LADIES IN TLS COMMUNITY FOR MAKING ME LAUGH OUT LOUD CONSISTENTLY AND FOR GOING BALLS TO THE WALL ON MY TO READ LIST DAILY.  YOU ALL ARE GRAND AND I LOVE HEARING ALL OF YOUR RECCOMENDATIONS.

Thriller Thursdays- Movie rec's and other shizz

This song and this video give me chills. I love 30STM

I watched American Idol for the first time in years last night. During a commercial break the trailer for the movie "I am number Four" came on with 30STM playing in the background. I immediately wanted to see this movie #1. because the trailer was very intriguing
#2. just for the simple fact that, whothefuckever was brilliant enough to sew a 30STM song into the TV spot.
I wanted to see more of this trailer so I went digging. I never found the trailer with "This is War" playing but I did find these things:

Watching that led me to a ravenous appetite for Alex Pettyfer (lead role in I am number four) which led me to this fan video for The Mortal Instruments book series by Cassandra Clare

The boy is hot. I'm going to see I am number four either tonight or this weekend or February 18 when it comes out. I'll report back.

In other news, If you're a sucker for cheap red wine, here are three brands that I enjoy, Hob Nob Merlot, Yellowtail Shiraz and Rex Goliath Pinot Noir.  All of these brands are under $11 a bottle and won't dissapoint you.  I've found that the Yellowtail gets bitter if closed back up so just drink the whole bottle HA!

The precious Bella Ami posted the trailer to Ashley Greene's new movie SKATELAND last night and I got schooled by watching the trailer to this movie.  In Skateland, Ashley Greene stars along side one Shiloh Fernandez who was up for the role of Edward Cullen until our lovely pretty snagged that bitch. It was odd to see such a resemblence between the two of them. Watching this trailer reminded me of the movie "Dazed and Confused" which is a favorite movie of mine.  Matthew McConaughey was awesome in that one. 

THURSDAY FIC RECS!!

Here are a three fics the ladies of TLS are talking about:

Catching Spiders by lambcullen

Under the Boardwalk by Robicorn and MegUhbot

Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison

ONE SHOT WEDNESDAY RECS ARE HERE

bend me, break me by dariacheowith 

You know how you sometimes look back and think something like 'why did I have to say that' For the record, don't." - unofficial mentalward contest entry. Dark, violent, OOC/AH, read with caution. M-rated for gory violence & smut

Innocence by butterflybetty 

When you find yourself needing who you know you shouldn't want, do you turn away from him or embrace him? One-Shot. AH & MA

Love the Way You Lie by Robicorn

One Shot song fic. Eminems Love the Way You Lie. Drug use/abuse be warned. E and B

Instant HEA by 107yearoldvirgin

*If there were a SNL skit for twilight fanfiction THIS would be it, this is hilarious*

A One Shot for those who just want to get straight to the Happily Ever After without all of the 'story' stuff that gets in the way

Smoky Rooms & Hardwood Floors by busymommy 

Jazz is a musician on the verge of a second chance; Alice is trying to re-find the person she once was. A series of choices have brought their lives to where they are. One lonely night, in a corner bar, can they accept their pasts and move toward the f

Giving In to Temptation by jaxon22 

ONESHOT: A married Bella is away from her family on business. A beautiful bronze haired temptation approaches her in the hotel bar. Just drinks and nothing more? Yeah right...AH,LEMONS,OOC

On the Double by MasenVixen 

It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH

Everything I Knew Was Wrong, or The Long Way Home by LaMomo 

ENTRY FOR PICK A PIC CHALLENGE - 1840. Edward Cullen has been living in Jamaica for years. Sudden news of his father's ailing health prompt his journey back to England. Can he still call Cullen Manor home? A long road home in more ways than one.

P for Pixelated People by HunterHunting 

Bella and Edward discover an online gaming society and their cyber identities collide. It isn't until they realize they know each other in the real world that the fireworks begin. O/s based on an FML prompt and originally written for Nashville relief

Woodsmoke and Cinnamon by glitteratiglue 

Through life's changes, their one constant has been each other. Jasper learns the hard way that you should never take someone you love for granted. Can he learn from his mistakes, or will he let the greatest happiness he's ever known slip away? M/M slash.

Golden Globes



If you missed the Golden Globes AND forgot to set your Tivo's or DVR's, no worries. You can visit http://strictlyrobpattinson.com/ to get all the video footage and photos that you need.

Sunday Fic Recs

REUNION by KeepersoftheNaughtySparkle

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5057278/1/Reunion

Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E

Find out why I'm rec'n Reunion here

WE WERE HERE by lola-pops

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6562901/1/We_Were_Here

Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.

Ho0rs are goin' bananas over this fic right now.  My interest was piqued for this one when I saw a post from

107yearoldvirgin which included the pic below with something about this guy being

lola-pops Tagward.

When I saw this pic (gorgeous eyes) I wanted to know more about this story but my ravenous social networking failed to let me read that night. The next day I saw another post by Robicorn about this same story. She mentioned she thought lola-pop's Edward was comparable to MSCL's Jordan Catalano. Do you remember how you felt watching the Catalano scenes on MSCL? I'm sure you see, now, why I'm excited about this one, not to mention that I LOVED every excerpt that  Robicorn posted from this fic.

Hope you enjoy it!

Inspired Fan Fic Awards

Please take note of this new site.  Not only is this perfect timing for me and the girls of TLS, but It's just a great idea and I'm glad there will be some recognition finally given to those lesser known fics that fly under the radar.

Inspired Fan Fic Awards



We want to highlight the work of writers that have been overlooked in other Award sites. We love our EP, MOTU and Wide Awake's, but here we would like to focus on those under-appreciated Fics.

This is an award to recognise those fics that fly under the rader, as well as the fics that keep getting eclipsed by the stories that have huge followings. NOMINATIONS Will run through till the end of Febuary. VOTING will Start on the 10th of March. So lets send some love to those under appreciated fics out there. Lets Inspire the authors to keep writing. There is a section for unrestricted review counts, but please try to pick those fics that have not won other awards. Go and nominate now by visiting  the IFFA site.

On the Menu

Need Refreshing? Any of these three flavors of the week will help you out.

PARACHUTE by KitsuShel

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6036478/1/Parachute

After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH

Parachute has over 14K reviews for a reason. Go find out for yourself.

SAD SONGS FOR DIRTY LOVERS by Robicorn

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6402420/1/Sad_Songs_for_Dirty_Lovers

What happens when you cause the ultimate betrayal? Family loyalties are tested when Emmett asks his brother Edward to watch out for his girlfriend Bella when he enlists in the Marines. This is the story of the games that play us.

 This was voted on by ff readers to be featured this week. YOU CAN'T GO WRONG with Emmett and Edward in one fic. Go show Robicorn some love with REVIEWS!!

MR. HORRIBLE by algonquinrt

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4953962/1/Mr_Horrible

They meet at a gallery, from two different worlds. Watch as they learn... oh, who am I kidding here? They meet. They are opposites. They attract. Rated M for serious potty mouth and scenes of the citrus variety.

My best friend loves this fic and it has over 10K reviews. Go, add to that number, tell them teh lemonade stand sent you.)

FANDOM FOR PREEMIES

CHECK OUT ALL OF THE SUBMISSIONS FOR THE FANDOM FOR PREEMIES

The March of Dimes received a contribution of over $5,300.00 from the Fandom for Preemies. During the months of November 2010 - December 2010 authors generously donated one-shots, outtakes, futuretakes, and more to the Preemie Compilation.  Don't forget to check out all of the contributions here

PAPER PLANES

 THESE PLANES ARE FLYING UNDER THE RADAR

HERE ARE A FEW FICS, YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF, THAT WILL FLICK YOUR FANCY

PROGRAMMING by 1breezybri

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5210399/1/bProgramming_b

Bella is a plus-sized woman who loves her life. When she meets a man who has never been with a big girl before, she is reminded of the difficulties of a past relationship that left her broken. Can she overcome her insecurities and make him fall in love?

Breezy Bri has written 3 stories on ffn.  She's a master blogger and a fantastic writer.  You should read Programming because, let's face it, we all know how discouraging it can be when we feel like our weight is holding us back. No matter what you are: thin, thick, average or above average, we all want something different.  Breezy will take you on a journey of overcoming insecurities and embracing love.  Climb aboard and enjoy the ride.

A SOFT PLACE TO FALL by hismysticmuse

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5781813/1/A_Soft_Place_to_Fall

A historical, fictional story of Jasper/ Maria.. Alice becomes a vampire/flapper the 20's in Biloxi, MS. to when Jasper/Alice find each other in 1948.. Victoria/ James scenes, too. Cannon, AU, M for language, violence, lemons, & angst

hismysticmuse is inspired largely by Jackson Rathbone. She's a super sexy mother of two, a thirty something vixen (just like myself) and the author of five fan fiction stories. If you're a fish swimming in the monkey/jackson pond then you've found a favorite author.  I don't personally ship Jackson but I was highly intrigued with this story and I wouldn't reccomend it if I didn't think you would be too. Besides, who wouldn't want to fantasize about JR for a bit?  Go read the first chapter of A Soft Place to Fall.  If the first 3 pages alone don't suck you in then I'll personally grant you your time back. Tell her I sent you when you press the review button.

ANGEL OF WAR by Magenta Masen



http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5827929/1/Angel_of_war

Bella Swan is training to be a nurse in World war 2. She meets Lance Corporal Edward Cullen and loses him in the same night. Believing she will never see Edward again she carries on with her life with out him

I don't know about you, but I love the movie Pearl Harbor. That is the feeling that Magenta's story gave me. Angel of War paints a beautiful setting with amazing characters and Magenta Masen is exuberant. Go and meet Magenta, enjoy her story and tell her I sent you, I got nuthin' but love for MM.

THE BLESSING RING by QuantumFizzx

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5869206/1/The_Blessing_Ring

After missing out on love, Bella goes thru the motions in life. Forces begin to compel her to go after the only thing she had ever truly wanted... even when that dream is farther out of reach than ever before. Featured on TWI-FIC PROMOTIONS AH B/E

From the author of award winning The Plan comes a fantastic work of art about conquering life no matter what obsticles are ahead.  This landing won't be rough, go and see for yourself.



Calorie Burners

It's a fact. Laughing burns calories.

If you're like me, you might have lost some muscle mass this winter due to excessive Robpr0nage, fic reading, or social networking. All of these things leave me sitting on my ass for hours at a time and have taken over the time that I used to do my workouts. Since muscle burns calories, I'm sure you see my concern with this. If you love a great story and need a break from the angst, I have two fics that are sure to get you rolling with laughter. So if you can't get your workout in, atleast read a fic that will get you giggling and burn some calories for you.

Cumming to America by danielgaleh00rs 

Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv

danielgaleh00rs is the author of 3 stories on ffn, has won quite a few awards and has a fantastic blog with tons of cool stuff to sift through.  If you're a sucker for the nerdy type, great stories with a good laugh or Daniel Gale, do yourself a favor and read Cumming to America.



Bad News Bella by 107yearoldvirgin

Her glass is half empty. His is half full. Together they may just cause an overabundance of…liquids. Seattle's #1 anchor and her new cameraman may be perfect for each other; if only the truth could be caught on film. ExB – AH – M

I've said it before and I'll say it again.  You can't go wrong with any of the 20 stories by 107yearoldvirgin.  Her stories are easy to read, well written and to be honest, when it comes to writing, she knows what she's doing. I heard about this fic through a thread discussion in our TLS facebook community and they were discussing how funny it was. Of course, I wanted in on the action and was sunk by this question "Wasn't this, the one where bella keeps saying sexual stuff during the broadcast?"  a community member confirmed that, it was in fact, a news broad cast and it was Edward whom was the camera man and that's all it took. SOLD. Go out and find your happy trail with this one and make sure you leave some love<3

Fandoms Fight The Floods

You might have heard in the news that Queensland, Australia is currently going through a crisis. About 75% of its land is flooded, and the rain has not ceased yet.
Fandoms4Floods have made a campaign, in which you can donate $5 or more to the Australian Flood Appeal and receive a compilation of fics from various fandoms, including original pieces.
Some of the fandoms included are Twilight, The Vampire Diaries, Southern Vampire Mystery and Vampire Academy.

You can donate here, and check out Fandoms Fight The Flood's facebook page for all the info you need!




HELP MAKE A DIFFERENCE. THE AUSSIES NEED YOU!

Fandom Against Domestic Violence

The Fandom Against Domestic Violence is holding a campaign. Donations for Fanfiction.
Domestic violence is a real problem, one that claims many victims per year, and now you have the chance to help.
It is very simple:
If you are an author:
-You can Sign Up here. The contributions must be sent by January 21st of 2011 in order to be included.
-You can write in any genre you want, and anything you want.
-If you're writing a story, you do not need to donate, but donations are appreciated.

If you're donating:
-Go to the Official National Coalition Against Domestic Violence donation form from February 1-28, 2011.
-Minimum donation is $10.

PLEASE HELP MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

COSMOPOLIS

This is my 3rd post today but I gotta talk about it. I can't help but get a little tingly everytime I hear any buzz about the movie Cosmopolis.  I just wanna give Rob big ups for pumping out movies for us.  I haven't read the book but I have a feeling I won't be skipping out on this movie.  You can find out deets on the script here as well as follow the Cosmopolis film website here.



GET YOUR FICFIXX WITH THESE LITTLE GEMS

The Greatest Gift by les16

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6458894/1/The_Greatest_Gift

Edward Cullen has the plane ride of his life when a mysterious flight companion changes his life in the blink of an eye. Edward will need the help of his wife, Isabella, to right the wrongs of his past before it's too late.

Click and Strum by Bratty-Vamp

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6476738/1/Click_Strum

Isabella was anxious to start a new life, in a new location. And she was eager to put a few more question marks in her rigid day-planner. But the guy down the hall might have presented a larger deviation from her organized life than she bargained for.

Under the Apple Tree by danieller123

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5942388/1/bUnder_b_the_bApple_b_bTree_b

Love that hurts can sometimes heal. Ever wish you could go back and change something you did in life? Bella does. E x B, AH

Into the Mystic by 107yearoldvirgin

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5097732/1/Into_the_Mystic Swan has a wall up and it's about to come crashing down. Working with Edward Cullen for 3 years, she's never spoken to him, uil a new marketing project forces them to interact.  he crack her shell?"WTF? Did he just mouth 'semen' ?"Bella

Personally, I adore anything that is written by 107, so any of her stories will get you where you want to go. Since my number for today is four, I have three other authors that will never let you down.  They are JMCullen09, AngelAtTwilight and GreenEyedGirl17. They are all  on twitter and ffn. Go, follow them and of course read and review.

 

Sneak Peek - RedRoom Opening Soon

Here's a look at what's to come when we open up the RedRoom

Laters babies, XOXO

More Recs!

Woah, more recs already?! We're on fire!
Anyways, darlings, this is a special rec. This are all fics that have 10k+ reviews over at fanfiction.net, so they're all big fics, and AMAZING.

They're very varied, so you will definitely find one of your liking. Hope you enjoy!

Parachute by KitsuShel
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH


Last Tango in Forks by AwesomeSauce76
Bella Swan has spent a lifetime putting everyone else's needs before her own. Could a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger begin to change all of that? AU/AH

Edward Wallbanger by feathersmmmm
Bella moves into a fantastic apartment building in San Francisco. Guess who lives next door? With walls this thin, the tension is gonna be thick...

A Rough Start by ItzMegan73
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!

Confessions of a Nanny by Melissa228
Bella Swan accepts a job as a nanny for single father, Dr. Edward Cullen. Living under the same roof and Bella's seduction plans, leads these two into a whirlwind of pleasure and excitement. AH/Mature

High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U

The Screamers by KiyaRaven
Living on the streets is hard for Bella Swan, but not as hard as putting up with Edward Cullen when he drags her into his lifestyle of sex, drugs and Rock and Roll. Will they be able to help each other before they kill eachother? Cursing/dark themes

Illegal Contact by GreenEyedGirl17
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH

Mr Horrible by algonquinrt
They meet at a gallery, from two different worlds. Watch as they learn... oh, who am I kidding here? They meet. They are opposites. They attract. Rated M for serious potty mouth and scenes of the citrus variety. "The Gigli of FFn" EJ Santry



Thanks for sticking with us~!

fic rec muthafukka!

A Pound of Flesh by jaxon22

To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC

Have you read "A Pound of Flesh" by jaxon22? If you haven't, you're missing out on one of the cockiest, baddest, sexiest wards I've come across in my 2 years of reading fanfiction. PAW (Punk Ass Ward) oozes masculinity with his non-chalant, tough guy, confident sex appeal and snarky charisma that gets me excited in more places than one.

Not only is the story wonderful but I love every character I meet in this one. If there were a "best use of twilight cast, in a fic" award, I would hand it to miss jaxon22.

I tend to get distracted when stories sway away from Edward and Bella scenes, but with this one, jaxon keeps you entralled with an amazing plot and characters with so much personality that you want to be in every scene you're reading.

Do yourself a favor and get to know PAW. He's my favorite ward yet and I've met the best of 'em. Nighty night lovelies.

This one is begging to be Manip'd

HOTTIES OF THE DAY

With his Justin Timberlake baby face and curls, this masculine body of his just makes him unbelievably sexy.



The only words that come to mind when viewing this, is how nice

it would be to sit in a swing above him.

The reason why my voicemail is picking up is because I've died and gone to heaven. The pic below is fulfilling all of the tattward fantasies I've ever had.

I'd like this one in Robward format please and thankyou.

Just a taste

Good morning lovelies!  I'm so excited about all of the porn I have
that I had to give you a taste of what's to come.  Over the next week I will
be adding galleries loaded with stuff that's sure to fluff your muffins.

I've found some glorious GLORIOUS manpix, and here's a taste of what's
to come in the manpix galleries

In honor of all the pretty boys out there that won't take it off but look so damn good I didn't really mind, I've got a space for them as well. Since I'm a sucker for a good tease, I had to leave you with two of these. Here's a taste of what you'll find in The Lust Bucket page to your left. I also like to refer to these guys as "Pretties"





If you like slash I've got some nice eye candy in store for you in The Slashbox, but for now I'll just tease you with this

and last but certainly not least, our blog wouldn't be complete without

a "Hey you! your junk is showing!" gallery as well, AKA The Junk Trunk located to the left under pages. Isn't that the most important one? So here's a taste of the junkery to come.

Almost forgot the shoe porn! We'll have a closet to stick all of our shoe lust in as well girls.

I was porn to be wild. LOVE YOU ALL!









Epic Recs Are Epic

Some Fic rec'ing to get started:


A Pound of Flesh by jaxon22

To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC

>>There is a very slim chance that, if you're a member of our facebook group, you have not seen our posts fangirling over PAW (PunkAssWard) and his perfect ass mirrored RayBans. If you haven't, you must read this fic immediately. It's not complete yet, but it's posted up to Chapter 30. Go read it now!

The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl

It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Manwhoreward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter/Sex. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS

>>This fic is a complete win! Edward is sexy as fuck, and the sex is amazing (I would know!) Anyways, if you still haven't read this fic, I recommend it a thousand percent. It won't disappoint you.

Died and Gone to Heaven by DoUTrustMe

Accidents happen. Sometimes you die and meet God. Sometimes you live and meet SexGod. B&E. AH. AU.

>>This fic is HILARIOUS. Specially the first chapters, but it delivers consistently throughout the end. It's mildly crackfic, but something everyone will enjoy.

Sad Songs for Dirty Lovers by Robicorn

What happens when you cause the ultimate betrayal? Family loyalties are tested when Emmett asks his brother Edward to watch out for his girlfriend Bella when he enlists in the Marines. This is the story of the games that play us.

>>Okay, so I know most if you are suckers for Edward/Bella, and this Emmett/Bella pairing is not ideal. I can understand why you'd think so, but Bella and Edward quickly opt to leave him out of the picture. This fic does not have as many reviewers as it should, so go read & review it!


So, this is it for this post, darls. I hope this fics satisfy your needs & we'll see you again for the next uptade of fic rec'ing! Peace out.

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Obviously we just got this going so give us a few to get it up and running, for now, I leave you with a sloppy
blog layout, an excellent fifty manip, a few shout outs and a pic of my favorite beast.


I got this pic from this website and she is superb at her manip, banner, gif and video making skills.  She offers a shit ton of eye candy and some great photography advice on her blog as
well. Give it a lookey loo.

While I'm pluggin' sites let me give some fictionade love to the first blog to give me BD1 film footage access, a blog by the wonderful Whitley Twilog which you
can find here

Happy Birthday to my best friend Tracy. I love you girl. We met when we were 5 years old and we've been friends ever since.

Fictionade love goes to http://www.freshsqueezedlemons.com/default.aspx this is a great new site to read and POST fic

Last but not least I leave you with Fifty Shades.
lots o' love,

PAW's peaches