TLS Special SNEAK PEEK Feature

The Lemonade Stand has spent so many years bringing you the best the Twilight fandom has to offer, and we are very excited to have the chance to offer you even MORE. We've watched stories grow and develop from first post through COMPLETE, and now we're lucky enough to share previews of the stories that will soon be your new addiction.

What do you get when you take one part Hotteaforme and one part LozzofLondon? You get HotforLozz, the newly formed writing duo! We’ve enjoyed fics from both authors; White Noise and Taste of Ink from Hotteaforme, and Toxic Waste and Drawn to the Flame from LozzofLondon. Today, we are excited to feature their upcoming fic Spies In Disguise.

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Spies in Disguise

by 

Hotforlozz

Summary:   ***CLASSIFIED***

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Eagle Has Landed 

21:00, 22 February 2021

Location: Vauxhall, London

The room is dark, the tap-tap sound constant as a lone figure hunches over a keyboard, face silvery-blue from the glow of the screen. 

A door opens, casting a bright slither of light across a large table and bare walls, quickly extinguished as it shuts with a thump.

Footsteps, heavy on the worn carpet. 

There's silence. 

A slurp finally breaks it. 

"Could you not do that, Cullen?" 

"Do what?"

"Slurp." 

"I didn't slurp."

"Yes, you did." 

They fall quiet. More typing. The sound of the backspace being pressed, an audible huff. 

Slurrrrp.

"God, this is hard,” She groans, slouching in her chair.

"What's hard?" 

"Trying to figure out a lemon! How many times can he thrust?" 

"I don't know. Read it to me."

"With one hand on her breast—"

"What is this, the 1800s? Change it to tit."

"Is that what you call them?" 

"Boobs, tits, the girls …" 

"The girls? Really?"

"Really. Go on. Carry on."

"With one hand on her tit, the other finds her heated centre—"

Sluuuurp.

"Would you stop that?" She sniffs the air, her face scrunching in disgust. "My God, is that coffee? And you call yourself an agent of the Queen."

"I like coffee. You're right though, that”—he points to the computer—“is a load of bollocks. Move over. Let me write it."

He sits in her vacated seat, pulling the keyboard closer and studying the Google Doc on the screen in front of him. After a minute, he turns around, coffee cup dangling from long fingers.

"Do you have the most vanilla sex in the world, or what?"

Even though it's dark, Swan is sure her cheeks are turning pink. 

"At least I have sex. Surprised you can get laid at all with your attitude."

"Trust me, Swan. That's not a problem."

She slumps down further into her chair, inspecting his profile, illuminated only by the light of the computer screen. He's smirking as he types. She moves closer, suddenly worried. She's become familiar with Cullen's facial expressions over the last week, and that smirk is definitely when she needs to be worried. She leans in, reading over his shoulder. 

“You can’t say that!” 

Confused, he looks up at her. “Say what? What’s wrong with it?” 

“Moist. No one likes that word.” She shivers, emphasising her point. 

“Don’t worry, Swan; at this rate, no one’s going to read it. It’s shite.” 

“We need people to read it.” 

He lifts a finger to correct her. “Person. We need one person to read it.” 

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Don't forget to put HotforLozz on alert. Spies in Disguise will begin posting Monday, March 15.

TLS Special SNEAK PEEK Feature

The Lemonade Stand has spent so many years bringing you the best the Twilight fandom has to offer, and we are very excited to have the chance to offer you even MORE. We've watched stories grow and develop from first post through COMPLETE, and now we're lucky enough to share previews of the stories that will soon be your new addiction.

This week we are thrilled to feature the upcoming new fic from LozzofLondon, who recently completed fandom favorites Toxic Waste and A Christmas Wish. Today, she is graciously sharing the first chapter from Entitled Brats and Hallway Spats.

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Entitled Brats and Hallway Spats

by 

LozzofLondon

Summary: New money meets old money. A hallway shared and no love spared. When Bella moves into an Upper East Side apartment building, her arrogant neighbour ‘introduces’ himself by way of words on paper. They say communication is key, but what good has ever come from verbal sparring—the old school way? Rating: M Genre: Romance/Humour Pairings: ExB

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“Miss Swan, congratulations, you’ve just won fifty million dollars.” 

Words that echo and boom in my head, like loud, daunting jungle drums; just as difficult to process now as they were back then. 

Life-changing words that won’t register, that refuse to. They’re fighting me. 

Denial. Disbelief. 

The large apartment swallows me whole, my new reality surrounding me, making me feel so, so small. High ceilings, pristine white paneled walls, marbled floors, floor-to-ceiling windows showcasing my own personal uninterrupted view of Central Park, natural light that threatens to blind me, endless space I could only have dreamed of before now. 

I’m staring, unseeing, my eyes a pendulum swing. 

In my mind, I think back, trying to remember.  There’s a gap between then and now. My brain fogs over, the memories blurred. Emotional highs, crippling lows, choked breaths that turn from maniacal laughs to loud unladylike I-don’t-know-why-I’m-crying sobs. 

Blinding sun, smooth lines … twelve million dollars of New York real estate, and it’s mine, bought and paid for—in cash. 

Shit. 

My nose doesn’t burn as I inhale deeply. The air is fresh, too fresh for the city, cool and clean—purified, expensive. Expensive air. I laugh. 

Things like this don’t happen to people like me—poor people. I still can’t comprehend the term “millionaire”. I literally choke on the word, made so nervous by the very thought that I can taste bile in my throat—desperation and endless anxiety to remain true to myself despite my lavish surroundings. 

Cold shivers, worry. Fear. Endless fear. What now? 

But it’s a welcomed relief—my only worry being that I don’t turn into a pompous, spoiled brat. Dad wouldn’t let me anyway. He’d kick my ass. 

No less than a month ago, I was worrying about affording this month’s rent. 

Now I’m standing in my brand new apartment, in one of the buildings I used to walk past, wondering who I’d need to sell my soul to in order to afford such an extravagance. Sometimes, I’d watch the people entering and leaving this very building—well dressed, confident people—curious about what they did for a living. Doesn’t everyone? Back then, these apartments were nothing but an indulgent dream—a castle high in the sky, so devastatingly out of reach for someone like me. 

I had no chance. 

I had—have—no potential as a trophy wife, so that option was out from the very beginning. An errant thought that made me snort. No, a trophy wife I am not. 

Diamonds that I’d lose, flashy cars I’d crash, extravagant spa trips and tiny luncheons at Country Clubs that leave me unsatisfied, are not style. 

My Converse sneakers squeak against the marble as I make my way toward the windows. Central Park—so green and inviting below the clear blue sky—stretched out before me. My breath fogs the glass, I cringe, wiping it with the cuff of my sleeve, smudging it, marking it. Oops. Mentally, I move glass cleaner to the top of my shopping list. 

“If you could just sign here, Miss Swan.” 

Head jerking in the direction of the kitchen, my smile is shy, embarrassed, as though I’ve been caught doing something I shouldn’t be. Guilty. I don’t know why. 

The short, round, middle-aged realtor shuffles a stack of paper atop the glossy, marble counter—my glossy, marble counter. Who’d have thought? 

Hand shaking, I accept the expensive pen he offers, admiring it briefly—it’s heavy—and sign my name on the dotted line. 

Here’s to new, richer beginnings. 

~~ xxxx ~~

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Entitled Brats and Hallway Spats will begin posing on Monday, February 22.